Stag Evening

It is rightly said that "A free mind is a devil's workshop"... I was little hesitating while writing this post... I am telling this because even after reading this, even you, especially girls would like to hate me and my few friends... This post is a description of our evening, how we get together and spend our stag evening (no girls)... I will reveal to you the secret gossip of 6 friends... Can you guess, what do a group of boys talk about, in free time?? Cheap wouldn't be a wrong word, I guess...

Boys sitting on the stairs of a forever closed shop in BTM... This is the place where hell loads of girls passes by between 5:30 to 8:30pm... Each one of us try to get off early from our offices to join the assembling on time...

I know such things can create problems if any of our partner(in future) finds out these "cheap" stuffs...Discussion is happening between six friends Puffy, Prem, Ashish, Tanuj, Avinash and Me - (Initially I thought of keeping identity secrets as this may cause problems to us and within these there are 2- half married(recently broke up) and 1 is going to hunt pretty soon- NDS wale)

Me: (I usually hated boredom and non gossip environment)- Hey, let's stop sitting quietly and do something interesting... The rest were all sitting and thinking their own stuff...

Prem:(after lighting up the cigarette) Yeah, I have an idea... why not rate these girls. Suddenly we all gave him a look.... This statement definitely caught all our attention and jutted out our mind...

What the F**K.............

Me: Oh plssssss!!! We aren't that cheap.
Puffy: Are you dim or sth? I don't want to be cuffed.
Ashish: Busy pulling his chest hair as usual, no reactions.
Tanuj: was busy with his new NEXUS(28K) cell phone.
Avinash: Count me in.

Suddenly a girl passed by talking on phone and she was like waoohhhhh.....

Prem: Hey see that female, talking on phone, see her______
Puffy and ashish: (in chorus) Where? Looking towards the direction)
Prem: Abey that female in black mini skirt (pointing in her direction)
Tanuj: Awesome... how does she manage?
Me: Micro-Mini skirt (correcting Prem)
Puffy: shit!! How can her parents allow them like this???
Ashish: Well.... I guess that's I prefer!
Me: Yes I know, but those are not well shaped.
Puffy & Tanuj: With the mouth wide open as in wonder or awe.

Now I was pretty sure that the decision to embark on this voyage of rating girls has already happened very spontaneously by all of us... So we all got into this rat business and hence we decided that it would be convenient and thus we should make some rules to avoid the complexities to rate these girls... Few rules which we made were like this:

• Never include married women(we respect them)
• Always be serious and mouth-closed (even if an angel passes by)
• If girls coming in a group, we have to rate from the closest girl and follow by the next girl in that group and so on.
• If the girls passing from left, than the guy sitting at the left most position will start the rating first followed by the adjacent one and so on... and vise-versa if girls passes by from right direction.
• Never use Hindi language for rating (if u rate a group of two girls, as 2-2 then in Hindi it will pronounce to give double meaning- hope you all know)
• We have to rate all kind of girls (give respect to all of them- even if she is black or flat or fatty kind: rate all of them)
• Neither we are supposed to do negative marking like CAT papers nor are decimal values allowed.
• Most importantly-No eye contacts(no continuous staring) & No comments and crooning.

So, we decided that we would stick to these rules and we need to play this well(morally)... and then a series of girls crossed that pathway... Girls with gorgeous eyes, groovy hair, cute smiles, deep dimples, light pimples, shiny skin, twinkling lips, best curves, fish walk, cat walk, aristocrat move or a general move... Awww, yeah!

It's always like the whole atmosphere around us glistens in the golden sun... Everytime I feel that the ambience gets electrified when a battalion of girls crosses by... The red brick on the pathway matches a lot with the red carpet on the ramp... I still remember the situation when there was a beauty amongst the entire clamour (a gorgeous groovy girl) passed our pathway and we all hushed on seeing her... Our response towards that girl was even faster than the tachometer which we uses for speed measurement... The rating was sth like this:-

Ashish: I will give her 9.5 (lost 1/2 point cus she is not with me)
Tanuj: I will go with 9.0
Avinash: 10 on 10 sir jee
Puffy: She deserves not less than 8
Prem: same here 8
Me: I will give her 9 ( definitely lovely by all standards)

A great man (not me) once said this-"Girls all over the country doing all that they could to attract guys(diet,exercise,yoga and even surgery) but they can't forget the best stalls of Bhelpuri, Tikki, Aloo chat, Samosa & Gol gappe in the city"... lol... so this is how we spend our stag evening- a lot of bantering and joking and talking some bull s*** and doing nonsense during this... But i guess this is the only time in a day when I live my life and laugh out loud at my tensions... No wonder to say that all the desired things in life are illegal, expensive or fattening...

Now, without increasing any suspense or length, I would like to gist this post by saying that nobody can rate the beauty of any girl... It is that we PRAISE your BEAUTY!!!

Keep Walking!!!

HOOKAH

This Sunday turned out to be different for me... As usual the day starts by 2pm and followed by the things I am supposed to do... I have scheduled my day to get together with one of my friend, Puffy (that is what I call him) to discuss in deep to finalise some future plans.

The initial plan was to head to Coffee for sipping hot stuff, so we have decided to sit in cafe CUPPA in Indiranager, bangalore at 5pm. While, I love food and I love to eat out, it also gives me great joy if the social ambience is heart filling and energetic... and so was cafe CUPPA...

Waiter got us two menus, one for coffee/tea/snacks and the other one for HOOKAH... I have heard a lot about the varieties of nice fragrance of HOOKAH but never very fond of it. Most of my friends from college enjoy smoking hookah on a regular basis, although it was not allowed by our college (PESIT), they all enjoyed the frequent use of hookahs and tobacco. But I have never tried on my lips... So being from middle class my ritual for smoking hookah was simple & very common... So, fairly late I opted for a fantastic puff of Hookah and Mocha... My friend, puffy advised me to check out the combination of Pan Masala and Mint from the many varieties of flavour of hookah available there... I was like a freshman in CUPPA Hookah zone. I was trying this for the first time so was little worried, if it reciprocates with cough in my throat... Bezti ho jayegi!!!

After taking two to three puff of Hookah, I realised such a relaxing and soothing experience that it make me forgot my problems for a while and took me on a journey to the seventh heaven... Smoking a Water Pipe is nothing like smoking a cigarette... I felt that Cigarettes are for competitive people and peoples on the run but Hookah ROCKS... It teaches you to keep patience and tolerance... The smoke is noticeable cooler than cigarette smoke and lightly intoxicating but above all I love its fragrances..... waooooooohhh .... We were all sitting and listening to songs like pink Floyd & Delhi-6 and enjoying our smoke... Every 20 minutes you had to change bowls and coals and tobacco to keep the roar of the smoke crowded... Before long, the water begins to turn brown and bit hotter too... I guess tobacco and nicotine really does calm the nerves. Plus if you get enough nicotine it will make you start to spin... thats what happened when 3 hours has gone...

I love the taste and the conversation that hookahs inspired me. Now you may be saying to yourself that I am no better than a junkie or any other kind of addict. Well I can tell you that I do like smoking sometime but I am not addict of anything than making love (hahaha just kidding)... Now a days, I felt smoking hookahs is a widely accepted thing in our cultures and you will be shocked to know that it is the most traditional discover of INDIA...

But, I viewed as means that lead to the complete relaxation of mind and body...

Until next time, Happy Smoking!!!

PESIT Hostel

The first thing that will come out of your mouth... Oh My God !! This is incredible. Talibanis and terrorist do exist in India and that too in Bangalore... Ya, a one can expect such kind of comment when the topic is PESIT Hostel.. Believe me or not but you can not beat these rules.. Few famous ones are.

1.Shorts not allowed in the hostel premises.
2.No printed T-shirt allowed
3.Personal internet not allowed
4.Timings for attending phone calls( all before 7 pm)
5.No outing or gate pass after 7:30 pm
6.Had to beg to Setharaman (our sick warden) for every extra minute of outing..even if we had some legitimate work outside(ha ha ha..no but at times I really used to get late due to something important…;))
7.You can not visit others room after 7 pm.
8.Warden can come up just anytime for his usual round in the hostel..to check if eth is fine.
9.No brothers/uncles allowed in the campus
10.You should be PROPERLY DRESSED..no shorts and all..
11.No bike parking near the hostel.
12.You are no body without ID card.
13.There is a fine of 500INR for any kind of breakages.

I came to know all these things in early days of my joining college…and we all fresher(fucchas) were already feeling very miserable as to what kinda shitty place this is… But I/we managed to survive in a hostel full of restrictions. But personally speaking, I broke all these 13 stupid rules and had great fun though...The mission I created "SOL" was nothing but "Spice Of Life"... What all I did there in 4 years & How we enjoyed our life...fought and learnt different things from each other. Love we shared and yes all naughty things which no body cud imagine and I did it. "
PS: "Rules are made to be broken"..hahahah... :)